Limerick Contest Results
March 16, 2008

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WINNER!!     
author: Linda Francis

There once was a mechanic named Chuck
Who often saved me a buck
With tools in hand
Fix cars he can
Which is better than having luck.


author: Linda Francis

There once was a church Nazarene
Whose inside I never had seen
But God brought me in
And saved me from sin
Now I'm the happiest I have ever been.


author: Pastor Dale

There once was a Summit View Church
Whose pastors left them in a lurch
From the pulpit they'd stray
To preach and to pray
So why did we build them a perch?


author: Pastor Dale

There once was a church, Summit View,
With many a soft-cushioned piew.
Just try them and diew
Walk the door thriew
And see how the folks welcome yiew.


author: Linda Harris

Limerick writing is not my thing
I feel my words have no zing.
Yet give me someone else's rhyme
Then I can make it sound like mine.


author: Stephen Jones

This year Kathy Jones had the flu
On her birthday so what could they do?
Her cake they did have
And Dale, my dear dad
Accepted her portion "in lieu."


author: ??

Once there was a rhyme,
But it wasn't mine.
Is it in the lime?
Where is this rhyme?
We're running out of time!
Now you know why it wasn't mine.