March 16, 2008 Click here for pictures! | |
| WINNER!!      | There once was a mechanic named Chuck Who often saved me a buck With tools in hand Fix cars he can Which is better than having luck. |
There once was a church Nazarene Whose inside I never had seen But God brought me in And saved me from sin Now I'm the happiest I have ever been. | |
There once was a Summit View Church Whose pastors left them in a lurch From the pulpit they'd stray To preach and to pray So why did we build them a perch? | |
There once was a church, Summit View, With many a soft-cushioned piew. Just try them and diew Walk the door thriew And see how the folks welcome yiew. | |
Limerick writing is not my thing I feel my words have no zing. Yet give me someone else's rhyme Then I can make it sound like mine. | |
This year Kathy Jones had the flu On her birthday so what could they do? Her cake they did have And Dale, my dear dad Accepted her portion "in lieu." | |
Once there was a rhyme, But it wasn't mine. Is it in the lime? Where is this rhyme? We're running out of time! Now you know why it wasn't mine. | |